Top Ten Stupid Things Parents Say

10. "This is going to hurt me more than you!"

9.  "I'm not going to stop til you quit crying!"

8.  "Do you think I'm stupid or something?"

7.  "How many times am I going to have to tell you this is your last warning?"

6. " My child would never do that!"  Don't fool yourself...

5.  "I'm not going to say it again!" Haha, do you promise?

4.  "Go ahead, try me! "

For an ADHD child that is just too hard to resist.

3.  After screaming at the tip of your lungs, "Did you hear what I said?"

2.  "Why can't you be more like your brother?"

1.  "You are just like your good for nothing father"

*5 Honorable Mention Top Ten Stupid Things Parents Say...

1)  "Yep, drinking beer and smoking weed.  Those were the good old days."

2) "You will never amount to anything."

3) "Don't grow up to be like me."

4)  "Ok, just this once though..."  

5) "Only babies cry."

**Understand, I have heard parents say these things...

You might be driving debt free if...

10.  ...you have a Goodyear tire on the front right, Firestone on the back left, Cooper on the front left, and a donut on the back right.

9. ...you have ever told a police officer, "Oh yes sir, my blinker is working.  I just couldn't get my window rolled down in time."

8.  ...you have ever had the mechanic tell you he normally would call his grandfather on issues with this particular model, but he's been dead for about ten years now.

7. ...you use a pair of pliers to roll your window up and down.

6. ...instead of seat covers you have duct tape.

5. ...when you finally do take your car in to trade it in for a newer model, the rep tells you they will have to weigh it to see how much it's worth.

4.  ...you have a stop watch taped to your dashboard so you can time the distance between mile markers to figure how fast you are going.

3.  ...when you lose your station on the radio, you have to pull over and adjust the clothes hanger.

2.  ...you take your car in for a fresh cost of paint and request they return it to its original color, and the fellow asks, "And which original color might that be?"

1. (Drum roll...) ...you have a bumper sticker in your back window that says, "Don't blame me!  I voted for Bob Dole!"

You might have Parkinson's if...

10.  ...by the time you take all your medicine before breakfast your not hungry anymore.

9.  ...you're on a first name basis with four doctors, a Chiropractor, and a massage therapist, and on the frequent customer list at the the local pharmacy.

8.  ...your wife hands you the juice bottle that says shake vigorously before opening and asks you to hold it for a few seconds.

7.  ...your mind says go left but your feet go right.

6.  ...you have your seven year old open your child proof medicine bottles for you.

5. ...you have moments in which you know exactly where you are going but have no idea where you are nor how you got there.

4.  ...when you pull up to the drive through window and the attendant holds a drink carrier with five drinks crammed in it out, sees you reaching for it with your not so steady hands, and says, "Uh, if you'll pull forward, I'll bring it to you!"

3. ...the waitress at the local cafe thinks your a doctor because of your sloppy signature.

2.  Your friend doesn't order at the restaurant.  He decides instead he will just eat what you sling his way.

and finally...

1. (drum roll...) ...you have learned to laugh at your little mishaps resulting from Parkinson's.  You realize it  is something you have.  It is not who you are.  You consider it a gift instead of a curse.  You will not allow Satan to beat you down with it, but will instead allow God to use it to build you up into who and what He wants you to be...