10. ...you have a Goodyear tire on the front right, Firestone on the back left, Cooper on the front left, and a donut on the back right.
9. ...you have ever told a police officer, "Oh yes sir, my blinker is working. I just couldn't get my window rolled down in time."
8. ...you have ever had the mechanic tell you he normally would call his grandfather on issues with this particular model, but he's been dead for about ten years now.
7. ...you use a pair of pliers to roll your window up and down.
6. ...instead of seat covers you have duct tape.
5. ...when you finally do take your car in to trade it in for a newer model, the rep tells you they will have to weigh it to see how much it's worth.
4. ...you have a stop watch taped to your dashboard so you can time the distance between mile markers to figure how fast you are going.
3. ...when you lose your station on the radio, you have to pull over and adjust the clothes hanger.
2. ...you take your car in for a fresh cost of paint and request they return it to its original color, and the fellow asks, "And which original color might that be?"
1. (Drum roll...) ...you have a bumper sticker in your back window that says, "Don't blame me! I voted for Bob Dole!"
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